GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

What does a highly advanced civilization have to do to get noticed around here?

We hail from the constellation Pulaski County in Southwest Virginia. We come with a peace offering of advanced fidget toy technology to suite your every humanoid need.

Using the most out of this world 3D printing apparatus we strive to bring you fidgets that will last you through infinity and even possibly beyond.

No need to fear, The Funky Fidget is finally here!